I want kids so bad
so go to a playground and take one stupid where do u think kids come from
there are millions of starving kids in africa and miley cyrus has 15 chapstick egg things
did you seriously take the time to count exactly how many chapstick eggs she had before making this post?
counting isn’t actually as difficult and time-consuming as you would imagine
when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents
If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat
i wanna hav s*x
sax? ha ha right on
hit it bill
I did not have saxual relations with that woman
me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?