stability:

precumming:

I want kids so bad

so go to a playground and take one stupid where do u think kids come from

alt-j:

theopiumwars:

brbjellyfishing:

there are millions of starving kids in africa and miley cyrus has 15 chapstick egg things 

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did you seriously take the time to count exactly how many chapstick eggs she had before making this post?

counting isn’t actually as difficult and time-consuming as you would imagine

luciferssugardaddy:

when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents

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fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

nobodylovesringostarr:

That was my nickname is high school

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

circumcisions:

loudmouthed:

i wanna hav s*x

sax? ha ha right on

hit it bill 

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I did not have saxual relations with that woman

hourglassandclass:

Denise Bidot strutting her stuff on the runway at Zana Bayne’s New York Fashion Week Show. 
Check out my blog for more body positivity and curves :)
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tastefullyoffensive:

[brandonrap]

cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?